Sapatos mágicos / magic shoes

Minha amiga nunca quis ter filhos. Ficou casada 111 anos e o marido azucrinando que queria filho. Ela engravidou, ele a largou  quando o bebe tinha 10 meses. E foi namorar uma menina 15 anos mais nova. FDP
Ai um dia ela pede uma sandalia linda, maravilhosa, plataforma MOSTARDA que eu adorava, para ir a uma festa.
Empresto, claro.
Na volta, madrugada adentro, ela vê o carro do palhaço estacionado na frente de uma casa ( soubemos depois que era a casa da menina).
Minha amiga desce do carro dela, sobe no carro dele ( JURO) e sapateia no capô até estraçalhar a minha sandália e destruir a lataria dele.
Nunca, na minha vida, um sapato meu teve tão bom uso!

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My friend was married for 11 years and never wanted kids, but her husband had always wanted them, so she finally gave up and fell pregnant.
He left her when the baby was 10 months, to be with a girl 15 years younger. Son of a gun!
 She was just on the mend of her broken heart and she decided to go out - dancing.  She called me and asked if she could borrow a gorgeous sandal I had. It was a wonderful, mustard platform that I loved to bits.
Of course I let her borrow it.
On her way back, late into the night, she sees the clown's car parked in front of a house (we learned later that it was the girl's house).
My friend gets off her car, climbs on to his car (I swear!) and jumps up and down on his car's roof. She smashed the car, destroyed my amazing shoes.
Never in my life, any of my other shoes had such a meaninful end.