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quinta-feira, janeiro 10

Sapatos mágicos / magic shoes




Minha amiga nunca quis ter filhos. Ficou casada 111 anos e o marido azucrinando que queria filho. Ela engravidou, ele a largou  quando o bebe tinha 10 meses. E foi namorar uma menina 15 anos mais nova. FDP
Ai um dia ela pede uma sandalia linda, maravilhosa, plataforma MOSTARDA que eu adorava, para ir a uma festa.
Empresto, claro.
Na volta, madrugada adentro, ela vê o carro do palhaço estacionado na frente de uma casa ( soubemos depois que era a casa da menina).
Minha amiga desce do carro dela, sobe no carro dele ( JURO) e sapateia no capô até estraçalhar a minha sandália e destruir a lataria dele.
Nunca, na minha vida, um sapato meu teve tão bom uso!


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My friend was married for 11 years and never wanted kids, but her husband had always wanted them, so she finally gave up and fell pregnant.
He left her when the baby was 10 months, to be with a girl 15 years younger. Son of a gun!
 She was just on the mend of her broken heart and she decided to go out - dancing.  She called me and asked if she could borrow a gorgeous sandal I had. It was a wonderful, mustard platform that I loved to bits.
Of course I let her borrow it.
On her way back, late into the night, she sees the clown's car parked in front of a house (we learned later that it was the girl's house).
My friend gets off her car, climbs on to his car (I swear!) and jumps up and down on his car's roof. She smashed the car, destroyed my amazing shoes.
Never in my life, any of my other shoes had such a meaninful end.

domingo, junho 3

e agora, José? What now?


Imagina um casal que está junto (casado) há 17 anos. Que tem duas filhas adolescentes.
Imaginou?
Agora imagina que o marido perdeu a aliança de casamento.
Imaginou?
Pois a esposa ainda não conseguiu imaginar o que fazer com esse marido...

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Imagine a couple married 17 years. With two gorgeous teenager girls.
Got it?
Now imagine the husband accidentaly lost the wedding ring.
Right.
The wife is still "thinking" what to do about it...

sábado, maio 15

15 year old marriage

Fabio and I have been married for 15 years now. It is unbelievable how fast time goes! I remember the day I met him, I remember how I fell in love, I remember tiny details...


This year we decided to celebrate our anniversary with friends. We organized a dinner party at our place. 15 close friends.

I was running a bit late with the party preparation, so just before my guests arrived, I was checking the details: was the toilet clean enough? did we have a hand towel at the guests basin? What about the drinks? where they cold enough? When I was ready to go up and get ready, I realized I had forgotten to iron my outfit. The party outfit. SHIT!

I quickly went downstairs again and asked my helper to quickly iron it for me. I was going to have a shower and Fabio could bring it up when she finished. Everyone agreed with my master plan, and off I went to my deserved shower.

I sang, washed my hair, and when I was done, I still had 20 minutes before the party's time. I looked everywhere for my clothes. They were nowhere to be seen. Fabio forgot to bring them up. Not very pleased, I went down the stairs wrapped in a towel, stomping my feet, trying to show Fabio my disapprovement.

Imagine my surprise when I got to the living room and my first guest was already there, happily chatting to Fabio.

Oh, ohhhh

I made a silly joke, Fabio run to get the outfit, I went up, got dressed and spent the rest of the party trying to pretend I was not embarrassed. At all...