Boys

Well, my daughters are growing up, and I have to admit they are both quite pretty.
I know that because there are boys knocking on my door day and night.
The brazilians have the guts to text me and ask permission to date them.
The foreners are not that daring, so they go straight to the girls and ask them on dates, invite them to parties and ask them out.
But recently a local guy deciedd to try his luck, so he called one of my girls and offered:

- DAte me and I will buy you an I phone.

Imagine that. He still a teenager and is already trying to buy a girlfriend!