Androgeno/ androgenous

Chego em casa um dia e o quarto da minha filha está cheio de amigos. Normal, a casa está sempre cheia de gente!
Quando abro a porta, duas meninas se trocando e um menino sentado na cama. Fecho a porta. Respiro fundo. Abro a porta de novo:
- Filha, você pode vir aqui um pouquinho, meu anjo?
A filha sai, eu fecho a porta:
- PUTA QUE O PARIU! Você está ficando louca? Tá todo mundo maluco nessa casa? Isso aqui virou um bordel??
Ela me olha confusa...
Eu continuo, furiosa:
- Todo mundo se trocando na frente daquele moleque????
Aí ela entende a minha histeria e responde, se segurando para não rir:
- Aquele moleque é a fulana de tal!

- Ah, Ok! vocês querem um suquinho?

Ia falar o que, né?

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One day I get home and one of my daughters have several friends over. We are used to it, the house is always full.
I open her bedroom door and there are two girls changing. And a boy, sitting on her bed, chatting away, as if there were not two undressed girls right in front of him.
I pretend to be cool with it:
- Darling daughter, come here please!
my kid come out, I close the bedroom door and have a hissy fit:
- What the hell is happening here? Are you crazy? Are you all crazy? Is this house a brothel by any chance?
She looks puzzled, as if it is the most normal thing for girls to change in front of guys. In my house.
I continue:
- Since when girls are allowed to undress in front of boys?
I see in her face she is coming to an understanding of the facts;
- The boy is XXXX, my FEMALE friend.

Ah, Ok then. Would any of you want some juice?

What was I supposed to say?