Coisa de crianca/ Kid's stuff

Vivo aqui, entregando as sacanagens das minhas filhas, entao achei que devia contar uma ou outra traquinagem minha.

Quando eu tinha uns 6 anos, minha mae me levava ao medico e escrevia num papelzinho o que ela achava que eu tinha. mania de esconder as coisas das criancas ne?

Isso me emputecia um monte.

Um belo dia, resolvi o problema. Cheguei em casa e fui logo "conversar"com o meu pai:

- pai, a minha mae namora o meu medico. Ela ta sempre escrevendo bilhetinhos de amor pra ele...

Meu pai ficou sem falar com a minha mae uma semana, e eu nao me lembro dela ter mandado nenhum outro bilhetinho pro medico!

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I am always here, telling the world about everyone else's shit stuff , so I decided to come here and confess my faults too.

When I was about 6 years old ( aha! You were expecting a recent confession? Forget about it), my mother used to write to the doctor what were my simpthoms, so I would not hear it. She thought it would be better to hide it from me.

It pissed me off big time.


One day, I solved the problem. I came home and went straight for a little"talk" with my father:

- dad, I think my mother's dating my doctor. She's always writing little notes of love for him ...


My father would not talk to my mom for a week, and I do not remember her giving my doc any other notes.

Such a genius child I was!!