HOTEL HORIZONTE - Tenerife

Depois de ter perdido a bendita balsa, a unica saida era achar um hotelzinho barato e passar a noite em Tenerife. O escolhido foi o Hotel Horizonte, pela proximidade ao porto.

Fico praticamente sem palavras para descrever a experiencia, entao resolvi colocar fotos do lugar.

Na recepcao, o funcionario do hotel e um gorducho, suado, mexendo no computador. Com um pouco de papo, descubro que o fulano vai ao hotel a meia noite, checar seus e mails, por que ele nao tem internet em casa...

Da uma olhadinha no palacio onde passamos a noite, eu e a minha tia Irma...

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When we finally believed our ferry was gone, we had to look for a hotel to spend the night. The winner was Horizonte Hotel, because it was close to the Port.

At the reception, we were greeted by two people. An employee and a larg gentleman, covered in sweat. Strange scene. After some small talk, he told us he checks his e mails at the hotel, as he does not have internet connection.

I have no words to describe our evening, or our experience, so I chose to post photos of our gorgeous hotel

O corredor que nos levou ao quarto

The corridor, leading to the bedroom

Minha tia tentando desemperrar a porta do quarto

My aunt, trying to open the door - it was stuck

A barata que nos recepcionou.Enquanto fui buscar uma vassoura para mata-la, ela sumiu

The insect who welcomed us to the bedroom. I went  downstairs to get a broom, and by the time I was back, she was gone. Gone to our beds, maybe?

This is the sofa we decided to put against the door, to protect us from possible predadors!

Resolvemos colocar o sofa na porta, para impedir a entrada dos bandidos

Da pra ver a proximidade do vaso e da parede? FAzer xixi so com o corpo encostado na parede...

Can you see how close the toilet sit is to the wall? To pee, one has to lean agiants the wall.

A banheira, que mais parece um balde, tinha um degrau, entao era dificil ficar em pe dentro dela...Sentar nem pensar, por razoes obvias!

The bath tub was small, and had a step inside it, so it was almost impossible to stand up in it. Sitting down

was totally out of qquestion for obvious reasons...

E o charmosissimo rosa bordel, para terminar o ensaio fotografico

And a pic of the "whole" bedroom, to finish it off...