Geography

I met this Eglish guy in Australia and we were discussing places we would like to visit.

me - I would love to visit India

him - I have been there

me - wow...where did you go in India?

him - Sri Lanka!

Long silence...

My friend is from Austria. He always hear the same think:

- So you are Australian...

Longer silence...

And living in the Gulf I can not hide the evidence:

Ah...you are Brazilian. You Europeans are better treated than Asians here...

Oh well...